BEFORE SHE EATS

BEFORE SHE EATS
A PARODY OF KERRY UNDERWOODS "HE CHEATS"

The latest "Angry Womans Song" I hear sung at karaoke shows is Kerry Underwoods "He Cheats" I thought I would write a male parody of the song, so here it is. (With some editing help from Johny Zee)



Right now she's probably feeling hungry cause it's been twenty minutes, since she ate a dozen donuts…
Right now, she's sitting down at Wendys, working her way right through their dollar menu
Right now, she's sitting at the drivethrow double supersising her BigcMac combo
She just grows and grows

Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, pizza delivery's her favorite ride
Broke the springs of all my leather seats,
There's no room in the bed for me at night
We don't make love she's too dam wide
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats

Right now she's whatching TV cook shows, drooling from the mouth antisipating dinner.
Right now tucking into chocolates, wondering why I wish, she was a little thinner.
Last time we made love, was when Donny Osman first went solo…...
She just grows and grows.

Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, pizza delivery's her favorite ride
Broke the springs of all my leather seats.
There's no room in the bed for me at nights
We don't make love she's to dam wide.
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats

And maybe next time she'll think before she cheats.

Ain't be any McDonalds for the next girl
Cause the next time she eats
It won't be fat free, no... no... not fat free.

Keeps a pile of menu's by her side, pizza delivery's her favorite ride.
Brok the springs of all my leather seats.
There's no room in the bed for me at nights
We don't make love she's to dam wide
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats

Maybe next time she'll think before she eats
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats

Ohh… before she eats





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